{"id":2375,"date":"2011-03-28T07:45:30","date_gmt":"2011-03-28T14:45:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.landspeople.net\/abi\/?p=2375"},"modified":"2011-03-28T07:45:30","modified_gmt":"2011-03-28T14:45:30","slug":"poor-daddy-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.landspeople.net\/abi\/?p=2375","title":{"rendered":"Poor Daddy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Poor, poor Daddy . . .only gets to watch Futurama. \u00c2\u00a0Abi refuses to let him watch anything else, not even Family Guy. \u00c2\u00a0She just wants to watch Futurama. \u00c2\u00a0And Daddy has to pay attention while they&#8217;re watching. \u00c2\u00a0Otherwise, she&#8217;ll elbow him, or even bite him. \u00c2\u00a0How dare he not pay attention to their show . . . even though he&#8217;s seen the episode 20 times already? \u00c2\u00a0Guess what Abi &amp; Daddy are watching this week?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Poor, poor Daddy . . .only gets to watch Futurama. \u00c2\u00a0Abi refuses to let him watch anything else, not even Family Guy. \u00c2\u00a0She just wants to watch Futurama. \u00c2\u00a0And Daddy has to pay attention while they&#8217;re watching. \u00c2\u00a0Otherwise, she&#8217;ll elbow him, or even bite him. \u00c2\u00a0How dare he not pay attention to their show . [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2375","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.landspeople.net\/abi\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2375","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.landspeople.net\/abi\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.landspeople.net\/abi\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.landspeople.net\/abi\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.landspeople.net\/abi\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2375"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.landspeople.net\/abi\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2375\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2376,"href":"http:\/\/www.landspeople.net\/abi\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2375\/revisions\/2376"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.landspeople.net\/abi\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2375"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.landspeople.net\/abi\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2375"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.landspeople.net\/abi\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2375"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}